Happy Valentine’s Day to my special ‘towel man’, From your top secret admirer, your number one fan. Okay maybe you’ve guessed, that it’s just a made up story, It’s from your little smurfette, or as you also call me, Dory. It’s just a poem to say thanks for being who you are, And it’s cheaper than buying an iPad, a TV or a car! I want a way to tell you I think about you all the time, So I thought the best way to do it would be to put it all in rhyme. We’ve only had three years together, but haven’t they been great? It took me 34 years to actually find you, but you’re sure worth the wait. I knew we’d get on straight away, I knew you were Mr Right, It’s not every day you find a man who is roughly the same height! You are a practical joker, you do love a good prank, There’s an endless supply of tricks that come from within your huge gag bank. When it comes to technology, you really are the biz, Making websites because you can, you little worldwide whizz. You love the outdoor lifestyle, you find it all absorbing, Whether it is geocaching, quad biking, or the ‘head banging’ activity zorbing. You have a great imagination, in that way we’re the same, I mean which other couple in the world play The Proddy Game? This is just a snapshot; there is so much I could say, Like how much I really love you and appreciate you each day. I hope you enjoy your little present and hope you find it funny. Happy Valentine’s Day Snugglelump from your darling Snugglebunny!
TO MY VALENTINE
Happy Valentine’s Day to my dear Cath, My own buxom wench (that is just for a laugh)! As a couple I’ll admit we really are the biz, And we have new additions in Milo and Fizz. You think about others, and never yourself, You’re my own smurfette and a little house elf. I know that you love what others would loathe, Spending your time ironing my clothes! You fall for my tricks, but do not have fear, There are no more servings of Smurf & Yak Beer. Another little thing that endears you to me Is when you use boxing gloves on the Nintendo Wii. Dory or Frazzle or whatever the name, You know I will always love you the same. Happy Valentine’s Day – It ‘s always a thrill, To be spending it with you, lots of love from Phil.